You know you're a Whoser If ...

1. you've ever watched more than 2 hours of WLiiA in a row
2. you've ever left the country (or gotten on a plane) just to see one of the performers
3. you go through withdrawal if you go more than 2 days without watching an episode
4. you make Clive into a stick puppet :)
5. you sat through the pilot episode
6. you get excited over DLiiA commercials
7. you think Brad is a hot studmuffin/Josie is a hot studmuffinette
8. you've ever written a nasty letter to someone who criticized the show
9. your friends have told you that you need help
10. Colin has told you that you need to get out more :)
11. Fabian has called you a freak
12. you've seen Colin do the dinosaur in person
13. you have more than 5 tapes full of the episodes
14. you visit Mark Longmuir's site more than once a week
15. you know what the Neon Love Chicken is
16. you can name every way Mr. Mochrie has "pulled a Colin" in a singing game
17. you break into spontaneous applause when Colin faints
18. you've seen the Rainbow War
19. you watch Leno just to look for Brad Sherwood
20. you've watched Kwik Witz just to see if Wayne Brady was on
21. you try to rent every movie with a WliiA contestant in it
22. you can sing all 4 verses of any hoedown, gospel, march or rap
23. you've ever spent more than 4 hours in a row in #wliia
24. you have more than 10 wliia fans in your ICQ contact list/AIM buddy list
25. you've seen the episodes so many times, you start watching the contestants in the background
26. you discuss the contestants' clothing and hairstyles
27. you've ever eaten a Twiglet (and I don't recommend it)
28. you've ever talked anyone who doesn't watch the show into playing Questions Only or Alphabet with you
29. you've ever gotten someone else hooked on the show
30. you've applied any lines from the show to real-life situations
31. (believe it or not, I actually used the line "If you've got a duck
32. blowing on one of your bladders..." Don't ask. :-))
33. You can already quote lines from DLiiA? 5 minutes after the first episode ends. (DFW)
34. You've actually had people use phrases associated with the show about you (ie. the pulling a Colin and are proud of it.
35. You'll crash anywhere, comfortable or uncomfortable just to be with the Whosers & see something WLiiA related.
36. You make tapes of Hoedowns and other musical moments from the show (as well as some sound-orientated non-musical bits) to listen to on your walkman or in the car
37. You make a website in honour of WLiiA, a cast member, or the Whosers
38. You have a "Whoser photo album" ... especially if you weren't even THERE when some of the pictures were taken!
39. If you say "Oh!! This is a good one!!!!!" ....before EVERY SINGLE GAME!!!!!"
40. You clap like crazy while watching the show..and you're alone...in your room..and the show's on TV
41. Your family has asked you more than once to stop screaming while watching the show...even thought you really can't help it..I mean, Colin just kissed Greg for goodness sakes!!!!!!
42. you sob when the show doens't get shown:(
43. You start quoting..to your pets!
44. Travel to toronto and people watch everywhere you go, just to see if Colin might be walking around.
45. Make a scrapbook of information from the net to share with your friends ( who are not on-line) will lots of information, to lure them to Whoserdom!!
46. You accidently refer to your tv set as the "world crisis monitor"
47. You find yourself clapping like Colin (fingers on one hand curled up) if you have both hands free, and you slap your leg like Tony if you only have one hand free.
48. You're an American/Canadian and you call somebody a "git".
49. You like Twiglets and defend them like they're your children
50. You consider somebody's floor your second home.
51. You keep a neon light around just in case Ryan Stiles wants to break another.
52. Whose line message boards make up 25% or more of your social life.
53. you'd buy almost anything if Colin and Ryan were selling it.
54. You've tried to make one of Colin's recipes just because it was from him.
55. You found out who Carol Channing was because of Ryan.
56. You have a patriotic looking hat like the one from scenes from a hat, and you wear it proudly in public.

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